Et Kolsche Jrundjesetz
The Cologne Basic Law
§1: Et it like et it!
§2: Et kütt wie et kütt!
§3: It still has fun!
§4: How awesome it is, it’s awesome!
§5: It doesn’t seem like anything!
§6: Don’t know anything, don’t break anything, fott domet!
§7: What is the best thing to do?
§8: Maach et jot, ävver nit ze of!
§9: What kind of nonsense?
§10: Urgently need a met?
§11: Come on, laugh it off!
